Funny Cover Letters

Sir/Madam,

Hello Sir/Madam I Don’t Know U,Pls Help Me I Will Done My M.sc[CS & IT].
Do You have any job openning ,pls inform to me


Thanks and Regards

==========================

Sir/Madam,
I’m a graduation B.A programs I not completed my media course finesse problem so I join part time data entry work complete my course please help to blow my ca rear.

==========================

Sir,
   I’m midale class gril I’m real hardworking and many time data work from home join but companies cheat me. So please help blow to my crear.